Another friend turned around with his eyes and mouth wide open, and proclaimed that "hockey p 0rn would be the best thing EVAH!"
We started to come up with a list of words and phrases that could be used in this exciting new genre, a meme we resurrected on Saturday night during the Canucks' final regular season game. Once your mind is sufficiently deeply embedded in the gutter, it's amazing what smut you can pick out of perfectly innocent TV studio and living room commentary...
Here, just in time for the playoffs, is what we've come up with so far:
- "Here comes the slap shot!"
- "I love four-on-four, it's nothing but end-to-end action"
- "He's slotted it five-hole"
- "What a powerful wrist shot he has"
- Two-man advantage
- "What skillful stick handling!"
- "I think it's time to pull the goalie"
And here's the money shot: Daniel Sedin's third goal against Calgary on Saturday. What a fucking beautiful goal! Make sure you watch all the slo-mo replays:
Not really on topic, but still hilarious, is the term accidentally introduced by a British friend who merged the start-of-game terms "kick off" and "puck drop" into "what time's puck off?"
7 pm on Thursday, that's when it is! Puck off, LA!
GO CANUCKS GO!
ETA: I just remembered this NHL commercial from a few years ago that seemed appropriate: