Well, all the entries were great, but as soon as Cuttlefish entered, the result was a foregone conclusion, wasn't it?! He's a seasoned and talented pro at this game, and the use of the adjectives "hot" and "gorgeous" didn't do him any harm either.
So congratulations to the rhyming cephalopod! You win some Nature Network goodies (if you're prepared to email me your mailing address - in complete confidence of course) and a $40 contribution to the (secular) charity of your choice. Let me know by comment or email!
Seeing as the winner was a no-brainer, I decided to award a second prize. EcoGeoFemme, you win some NN swag and a $20 donation to the secular charity of your choice.
Congratulations both, and thanks to everyone who played!