- Bottles of beer: 1
- Bottles of wine: 1 (no, not each)
- Breakdown of time spent:
- retuning my guitar*, 5%
- bitching about BIL's crazy ex, 70%
- telling stories about my crazy ex colleague who joined a cult, 10%
- playing music, 15%
- Apparent amount of interest in music displayed by my cats: 1%, and that was only until they discovered that guitar strings aren't tasty.
It was fun though! Hopefully it will grow as I persuade more people that ability and talent are not only unnecessary, they're actually an impediment to enjoying the evening.
*I swear it got more out of tune the more I drank, maybe out of sympathy. To be fair it's got new strings on it and they're still slipping about a bit.