Thursday, December 24, 2009

Merry Fucking Christmas!

Right, I'm off - just a five hour drive through treacherous snowy mountain passes, and we'll be at my sister-in-law's place for a festive family get-together (six adults, four kids (aged seven, seven, nine and fifteen), and three cats (not ours, they're spending Christmas with our tenant).). There will be good food; lots of wine; drunken games of Cranium, Twister and Beatles Rock Band; and of course skiing. Very little internet though!

I hope all my awesome readers have a wonderful Christmas and New Year, or other holidays as applicable. Here's my all-time favourite Christmas song, especially for you.



And here's another contender. WARNING: this one is from South Park, and is offensive to, well, pretty much everyone. Watch at your own risk!



Merry Fucking Christmas, everyone! See you in 2010!

12 comments:

  1. Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, and have a great time!

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  2. Fuck.

    Fuck.

    Sony Music Entertainment won't let us watch the South Park video in Germany.

    Bah! Humbug!

    Have a good Christmas, both you the family and (most importantly) the cats.

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  3. :)

    Bob, try YouTube - search for "Merry fucking Christmas" "Mr Garrison". I couldn't get the actual clip either, just this version that a fan put together!

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  4. :) Merry fucking Christmas to you too!

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  5. Ooo, you typed a naughty word! Twice!

    Merry Happy Joy Joy right back at ya (a bit late, but whatever, diligent blog-commenting is not my strong point. Actually, diligent *anything* is not my strong point).

    Happy 2010 too... :D

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  6. Thank you everyone, and a happy fucking new year to you all!

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  7. I'm out un-diligenting your previous commenter by a couple days, MFC! (You *know* what the middle letter stands for, the rest is easy after that.) :)

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  8. No, I don't get it, you'll have to explain it to me!

    And remember, kids: God kicks infidelic pagan scum ass year-round, not just at Christmas. Allegedly.

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  9. I love love love FoNY. Belated happy fucking xmas.

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