I don't want to make light of what is clearly a terrible case, but are these some of the worst courtroom sketches you've ever seen, or what?!
Reminds me of some other sketches - from Glaswegian comedy show "Chewin' the Fat". These two clips really nailed the BBC's local news reporting style:
Aaaah, memories of living in Glasgow when this show came out - apparently even some people in Edinburgh couldn't understand some of the sketches!