Friday silliness

I have a new joke!

I've had my hair cut very short before, and when I started to grow it again, I never quite got tired of repeating the same line:

Friend: "So how long are you going to grow it?"

Me: "Six months ought to do it"

And now I have a new one!

Me: "I just got a tattoo"

Friend: "Ooh! Where?!"

Me: "Burnaby"

I've used it twice so far, and plan to use it as many times as I can get away with.

I have a new song!

I let the thin cat in,
I let the fat cat out,
In, Out, In, Shake the bag of treats about,
I scoop the kitty litter and I sweep up lots of fur,
That's what it's all about.
Whoa, shitty kitty ditty,
Whoa, shitty kitty ditty,

Whoa, shitty kitty ditty,
Head bump, Chin rub, Rah Rah Rah

I amuse myself. It's just as well, really.