Friday, October 9, 2009

Friday silliness

I have a new joke!

I've had my hair cut very short before, and when I started to grow it again, I never quite got tired of repeating the same line:
Friend: "So how long are you going to grow it?"

Me: "Six months ought to do it"
And now I have a new one!
Me: "I just got a tattoo"

Friend: "Ooh! Where?!"

Me: "Burnaby"
I've used it twice so far, and plan to use it as many times as I can get away with.

I have a new song!

I let the thin cat in,
I let the fat cat out,
In, Out, In, Shake the bag of treats about,
I scoop the kitty litter and I sweep up lots of fur,
That's what it's all about.
Whoa, shitty kitty ditty,
Whoa, shitty kitty ditty,

Whoa, shitty kitty ditty,
Head bump, Chin rub, Rah Rah Rah

I amuse myself. It's just as well, really.

4 comments:

  1. I think you should be on "Bragging Rights Central" for this post!

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  2. ummm.....yeah....LOL! Happy Thanksgiving weekend!

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  3. Silver Fox, well, it is a showcase for all kinds of silliness!

    Ruchi, thanks! It's probably best to focus on that, for this post...

    Alyssa, same to you! Have fun!

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